” or “He’s really funny, trust me.” Or even, “I don’t care about trivial things like height.” You should not have to make justifications about your choice of mate. So you call him your "little munchkin" and ask if he can reach the top shelf without a stool. He wants to be a “man.”He has a classic Napoleon complex.

It truly blows that something so seemingly silly could be such a cause of discontent. Also, he’s small, so he isn’t exactly the cookie-cutter vision of masculinity.

Sometimes you just want to be thrown around in bed by a big, hot stud. You find yourself saying things like, “But he’s really sweet! He likes to brag about his career and how successful he is.

He had ripped muscles, so he looked like one of those short, heavyweight wrestlers from the movies. Here are 11 very real truths about dating a guy who is shorter than you. Him: “But babe, you look so sexy in high heels.”Me: “I know, but they’re so painful and annoying.”What you’re really thinking is, “F*ck no.

He wasn’t exactly shorter than me, but he had maaaaaaaybe an inch on me. There’s nothing wrong with dating a guy who’s shorter than you, but it does come with its difficulties. He’ll constantly ask you why you always wear flats.

You used to love being a tall, sexy woman, but now it just feels like a problem over which you have zero control.

Your internalization of the patriarchy makes you question why you’re dating him. You feel insecure about it, and that makes you feel like a huge dick.

The truth is that this myth — that taller women won’t date short guys — is more fiction than fact. I’ll give you proven examples of how short guys get taller women to hook up and go home with them in real life, and I’ll also show you a simple method to get a taller woman to go home with you, straight from one of Gotham Club’s experts.

There are examples of taller women dating shorter men all over the place: Tom Cruise (5’7”) with Nicole Kidman (5’11”)…Jamie Cullum (5’5”) with Sophie Dahl (6’0”)…Dave Gardner (5’9”) with Liv Tyler (5’10”)…Just to name a few.

I mean, why else would you choose a guy "like that"? You don’t want him to know that you’ve spotted an uneven surface and intentionally placed yourself on the lower part to give him a few inches. Because I’m about 92 percent certain that is not a jacket made for an adult male.”Bonus points if you’ve looked at the tag. It definitely doesn’t help when you’re constantly making fun of him. The thing is, we don’t give the short guy enough credit.

It’s pretty f*cked that this is our reality, but there's no denying it. Minus points if the suit jacket really from the boy’s section. He tries harder, and he's funnier and nicer than the tall douchebags who don't put in the effort. He may not be society's "ideal" height, but he’s a good boyfriend -- and that’s what matters most.

She is one of my clients who has never dated a short man, and she has no intention to ever date one.