One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.

so let’s start: I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this country (I’ve been around for 2 years).

If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.

I sometimes ‘fast’ accidentally, because I forget to eat. But in no way is he a pushover or worse yet, boring.

When he describes what he enjoys, he does it in a way that the vision is clear. sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye, and a killer smile.

He starts off his profile by being humorous and even a bit on the mysterious side. I have a neglected 12-string-guitar named Calypso, who now only has 10.5 strings, but I like playing her.

Girls fancy mystery (as long as the truth gradually comes to light as the relationship progresses). I have a banjo who’s in perfect condition, but that’s because I never play him.

Avoided being bitten by vampires, but yes, they do have them there. if your a climber you will know what I mean, and if not… it’s a talent that I wish I had, and emotions are really the most addictive chemicals. I believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that seem to unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently then they should. James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”.

I’ll take you climbing a few times and you will be doing it too. I spent a number of years in my early 20’s road tripping and meditating. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends prospective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humor. Six things I could never do without: I used to say the ocean/beach, but I’ve since learned that I would give up the beach for some daily spooning. If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?

And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey…

Have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!

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