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Creating a dating profile, filling out all the sections, and answering all the questions can be difficult. This may seem obvious, but a recent study posted on e Harmony, which analyzed 12,000 online dating profiles, confirmed that both men and women chose “funny” as a characteristic they are looking for in a partner, ranking it sixth out of a list of 10 enticing words. Got some Pablo Neruda quotes you’ve been keeping on your intentions board? That same e Harmony study also revealed that you should describe the kind of person you are, but only using certain “attractive” words.

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With a quote like this, you are bound to attract a fellow film buff. Flip flops, the smell of sunscreen, and someone like you.

This is a quote by Marie Browning in the film, To Have and Have Not.

Most people enjoy movies, and will respond well to POF headlines with movie quotes.

Mass appeal option: Choose a very popular movie quote that most people recognize. Night owl.” POF headlines that ask questions are sexy.

This dating headline is perfect for blondes who are also fans of the movie Legally Blonde. Ask me about how I made a million dollars in less than an hour.

Looking for someone who can deal with new age, female Einstein.

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